Conversation with my friends.

My online friends and I have a tradition of sorts regarding posting our most moronic instant messanging conversations to blogs for later reading purposes. This one is really long, but I couldn't find a good place to cut it off. I won't tell you who's who, 'cause it's more fun not to!

(beingcute101) KAYLA.
(deathbyeuphoria) SHUT UP ALLY
(beingcute101) KAYLA.
(taintedxxlove77) ALLY.
(deathbyeuphoria) *strangles*
(beingcute101) KAYLA.
{taintedxxlove77) ALLY.
(beingcute101) KAYLA.
(thereason155) Fuck. XD
(beingcute101) CHELSEA.
(beingcute101) KAYLA.
(everlong221) MY MOTHER.
(beingcute101) SARA.
(thereason155) O_O
(beingcute101) *SARAH
(taintedxxlove77) ALLY, SHUT UP OR KAYLA GETS HEATH.
(beingcute101) ...
(beingcute101) *grabs heath and runs*
(thereason155) ...XD
(everlong221) THEN DO I GET KURT?
(deathbyeuphoria) O_O xD
(everlong221) AND KRIST?
(everlong221) AND CHAD?
(deathbyeuphoria) no.
(deathbyeuphoria) no.
(deathbyeuphoria) no.
(everlong221) D<
(thereason155) XDDD
(beingcute101) *fucking heath behind a tree*
(everlong221) LAWL.
(taintedxxlove77) you aren't being annoying, Jill-O o3o
(beingcute101) *distant* KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(taintedxxlove77) .....
(beingcute101) *arms self with rifle*
(everlong221) Why did you say that, Sarah? XD
(thereason155) XD
(taintedxxlove77) because i wanted to o3o
(thereason155) I feel tension. XD
(beingcute101) hoedown throwdown = no.
(taintedxxlove77) I FOUGHT THE LOL
(taintedxxlove77) AND THE LOL WON
(deathbyeuphoria) ...darn xD
(everlong221) I hate the hoedown throwdown

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(deathbyeuphoria) IT LOOKS LIKE A BUCKET OF FUN. @_@
(everlong221) I wanna go to another Offspring concert o_o
(deathbyeuphoria) xD
(thereason155) Bucket...? XD
(everlong221) It was TWO buckets of fun
(thereason155) More like, a dumpster of joyousnes. XD
(thereason155) *joyousness
(taintedxxlove77) haha, i was watching this music radio channel thingy on TV the other day and they were playing Candlebox. . o3o
(everlong221) And two buckets of other peoples sweat drenching my clothes o_o;
(deathbyeuphoria) ew xDD
(thereason155) O_O
(deathbyeuphoria) Run Baby Run - Garbage
(beingcute101) cumdumpster
(everlong221) Most of the sweat on me isnt my own XD
(deathbyeuphoria) WTF DEAD CL
(beingcute101) douche
(everlong221) huh?
(thereason155) ...XD
(beingcute101) i dunno... xD
(deathbyeuphoria) There's a dead blonde girl at the beginning of this video
(beingcute101) I HAVE PORBLEMS ;3;
(everlong221) Why do you shout shower?
(deathbyeuphoria) who looks like CL
(everlong221) PORBLEMS? XD
(everlong221) I HAVE THEM TOO!
(beingcute101) hail grammar nazi
(deathbyeuphoria) *salute*
(thereason155) XD

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(everlong221) MY ASS FEELS LIKE A MILLIONA ND ONE BUCKS.
(thereason155) I sell propane and propane accessories; XD
(everlong221) BUCKS...BUCK....BUCKING.
(deathbyeuphoria) FUCKS... FUCK...FUCKING
(beingcute101) xD
(everlong221) BUCKING WHILE YOURE FUCKING~
(thereason155) SUCKS... SUCK... SUCKING
(deathbyeuphoria) DUCKS... DICK... DUCKING
(deathbyeuphoria) *DUCK
(thereason155) XD
(thereason155) DICKS... DICK... DICKSUCKING...? XD
(beingcute101) DICKS... DICK... DICKING
(everlong221) DICKING.
(everlong221) YOU JUST GOT DICKED.
(thereason155) *braindead* @_@
(thereason155) "I was raped in the ass." "YOU GOT DICKED!" O__O
(deathbyeuphoria) WTF
(deathbyeuphoria) BED RAPING
(thereason155) "I'm from K-Mart."
(thereason155) XDD
(deathbyeuphoria) OH MY GOD CHRIS CROCKER
(everlong221) I want a shirt that says "MADE IN A REST STOP BATHROOM."
(deathbyeuphoria) XDDDD
(thereason155) I THOUGHT YOU SAID COCKER. XD
(thereason155) Lawl, Jill; XDD
(deathbyeuphoria) CHRIS COCKER
(everlong221) COCKER GOT DICKED!
(thereason155) CHRIS HAS A COCKER... IN HIS ASS; OO:
(deathbyeuphoria) COCKER IS MINE

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(thereason155) What happened?
(everlong221) I just tried to scratch my arm and realized I have a bruise there XD
(thereason155) Aw; *hug*
(everlong221) Im gonna be SO SORE tomorrow...o_o;
(everlong221) *hugs*
(thereason155) XD
(everlong221) Its my own fault XD
(deathbyeuphoria) she had anal sex with a zebra
(thereason155) Well, it's worth being sore, right?
(thereason155) WTF KAYLA XDDD
(thereason155) GET YOUR STRIPES BY HAVING TEH BUT SECKS~~
(deathbyeuphoria) what, anal sex with a zebra is worth it? o__O
(deathbyeuphoria) bad timing much?
(thereason155) No. The concert... XD
(beingcute101) john redcorn fucked dale's wife
(everlong221) ...
(thereason155) I know; XD
(thereason155) XD Jill
(thereason155) *BUTT
(beingcute101) MY NAME IS DOUGHTREVE COMMA BILL
(everlong221) MY NAME IS ALPHA KENNY BODY.
(thereason155) We got fucked. By german sheep; <3 XD


I know, my goodness, we curse a lot at night. And we constantly talk about sex. But that's pretty much how it goes; and we all like it, so...

Night.