Saturday, July 11, 2009

This post can be disregarded if you're not Jill or myself.

Um... this is sort of hard to explain, but we got in to a little conflict about... ownership so now I'm posting a list of celebrities I own. Don't mind this unless you are, as the title states, Jill or me.

The list is as follows.

Kurt Cobain.
Chad Channing.
Krist Novoselic.
Mark Arm.
Andrew Wood.
Orlando Bloom.
Ron Nine.
Billy Corgan.
Jimmy Chamberlin.
Gavin Rossdale.
Mark Lanegan.
Andy Deane.
Adam Lambert.
David Usher.
Shannon Hoon.
Travis Warren.

And everyone in the bands Mudhoney, Green River, Love Battery and Pond. Even though there's nobody else particularly attractive in any of these bands, I have claimed them for the sake of the demented little game we play.

I'd like to make it clear that I, in no way, actually think I own these people, nor am I one of those manic fans who murders the object of their affection. I think.

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